Day 38 – July 26, 2019

Attack from the dark depths of the blue sea, comes me! Hello, I have returned. Ashley here to give today’s update.

Yes! Someone finally got lazy again!

I woke up with the intention of being super productive, by getting even more sleep. Unfortunately, I had to get up and get myself ready for the long and awfully fun day.

Something I’ve been longing for, for a long time, was about to happen. This something was the long drive that was 30 minutes. Honestly, it was less of the drive and more of the destination, the parking lot. I know, it sounds preposterous, being excited about the parking lot, but this is how I’m going to build the tension.

Of course, what I was even more excited about was the walk. The longish, smallish walk that led to what all this tension is leading up to.

Yes my friends, we have made it to this most ever amazing and glamorous, place. This place is (drums start to play), the Coca-Cola museum.

After paying for the important tickets, we rushed into to the glorious building to be treated by a free small can of Coke. Amazing.

After sipping the heavenly can, we went on a tour. The tour included a guy asking where everyone is from and a 6 minute Coke ad.

Just between the two of us (and all the other people reading this), I really liked the Coca-Cola ad and I’ve never seen a Pepsi ad and I was started to feel guilty about the Pepsi in the ice chest. But not too guilty that I would throw it away. It’s still precious to me.

Anyway, after that we ran to an exhibit that went into depth of the history of Coke. Here’s my understanding about it: So some guy made a liquid that could cure headaches. This guy didn’t sell much, and ended up selling the liquid out to some other guy for $2,300. This other guy made the liquid into what we know today as Coke. And that is the history of Coke.

After that whole history thing was done, we got in line for the exhibiting of the secret formula. The exhibit had you guess what the secret formula is and it taught you about all the different rumors centering this ever infamous document.

Finally, the time came. The times you could see this document were every five minutes, meaning you couldn’t just walk in and see it. We entered the room, and the doors closed behind us as the dramatic music started to play.

With the anticipation building, the walls opened out to show a vault.

WE DIDN’T SEE THE DOCUMENT!!! Let me just say, WE SAW THE THE 3 MOST IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS OF ALL TIME (the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights), AND THOSE DIDN’T HAVE THAT MUCH BUILD UP!!! So yeah, that was slightly depressing.

We then took our picture with a polar bear because my mom dragged me into it.

We saw some machinery make some glass bottles of Coke.

Then we saw the worst 4D movie ever. I would go into detail, but if I did there would be no stopping my angry rampage.

We saw some Coke themed things before heading into a movie theater to see some Coke ads before setting our eyes upon it.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am happy to say that we got to be in a room where we had the opportunity to try +100 drinks under the Coca-Cola name.

We frantically moved this way and that, trying every thing we can.

Let me just say, I will write a letter describing my anger to the person that created Beverly. I had to drink it twice because my dad didn’t get a good enough picture the first time. I hope you’re happy.

I did have lots of fun there. I had a great time.

Here a little story that I think that you will enjoy that happened in the tasting room: In the corner there was normal Coke. So me and your well-known blogger decided to play a trick on Mom. We took a normal cup of Coke and told her it was Fizz-Up from Bulgaria. We explained that it was the Beverly of Bulgaria. She was so nervous. She eventually took a sip and we smiled and told her it was just normal Coke.

We ate the Varsity.

It was good.

Heading back to the car and going to the campsite was just an unnecessary thing to put in.

We headed to sleep. Ah man. My blog is over it was nice to write this, but now it’s over ): . Well nice talking to you. Remember that I’m awesome, you’re awesome, and that seat belts exist for a reason. I love cats, and Good-bye!